Feeling my age

Yesterday, Hubs and I took this little canoe to that little island you see in the background. It's tiny and was covered in weeds. He took a sling blade and cut them down. Geese have nested here. I was sitting in the boat. It was tied to that biggest tree and slightly wedged onto the ground. I realized I had never set foot on that island! I carefully got to the front of the boat, grabbed the tree and put my right foot on solid ground. WHEN I did, my left foot, still in the canoe, simultaneously started pushing the boat away from the shore! I
saw this going south in a hurry and got
Tickled! Hubs was on the back side and couldn't hear me at first. Finally, I got control of the laughter to scream: I'M IN TROUBLE!! When he got to me, I was clinched onto the tree and doing the splits between the boat and the land!! TAKE YOUR FOOT OUT OF THE BOAT, he said.. betWEEN giggles, I replied: I CAN'T! ITS STUCK!! THEN FALL BACK IN THE WATER , he said. I CAN'T! I said. IM HUNG! He started snickering and wishing for his camera! Between laughter, he finally bear hugged me and ripped me from the tree. And just in time. It was becoming painful!! We laughed and laughed. It's not so funny today! :-) I am TOO OLD to do the splits!!