Can't stand now!

Bandit: Why the sad face Dylan?
Dylan: Well, I submitted my nomination papers for the election and I've been turned down!
Bandit: Why?
Dylan: Two reasons. FIrst, they say I'm not old enough to be an MP. You have to be 18 or older.
Bandit: But that's unfair! Rabbits hardly ever live to be 18!
Dylan: And that's the other thing. Rabbits aren't eligible to stand. Or even vote!
Bandit: I'm not surprised you're upset.
Dylan: And as leader of our party, I was so looking forward to appearing on the One Show with you and telling everyone about who puts the bins out!