As cool as the coolest air

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The ancient PC has got to the point of being mostly unusable because it's so slow. And mostly we use tablets nowadays so the PC doesn't get a lot of use...
So the sensible thing was to buy a cheap laptop. But I hate Windows 10. So did the less sensible thing of buying a second-hand MacBook Air. It's very pretty but I have no idea how it works.
But I am clearly now cool and creative. I'll just sit in cafes with it, drinking Espressos and wearing designer glasses and black polo-neck jumpers.