Jaunt

A wee jaunt to South Queensferry with a work pal for some pub grub and then on to watch a quiz.

My inner child raised its head loudly when the question master asked, 'In what part of the body do the tibia, fibula and femur appear?' Except he said, 'Feemooooor' and I lost the plot. Hysteria disguised as a loud, prolongued and sniggery sneeze came on.

Honestly I need a slap.