Quiet stroll

We went for a stroll by the canal this evening and look what I did! There was a very drunk man driving his boat along while effing and blinding at the top of his voice. He narrowly made it under the bridge and then ran aground in the wide and shallow bit. Then he fell in and couldn't get out. As it was going cold by then and he was still shouting, I called the police. Meanwhile a lady talked him back on his boat and he reappeared in just his underpants and an unfastened shirt. When the police came we repaired to the pub. It ended up with 6 or 7 fire engines, a fire van with a dinghy and an ambulance! They were called by the police. The speculation and Chinese whispers in the pub was hilarious. We kept saying we were there to set the record straight. Nobody listened so we just enjoyed the entertainment. I've put a picture of the boat on the extras. His is the one on the left hand side.