Gag

Marcy got toilet roll stuck to her heel for real! I quite literally pee'd myself laughing.

Tonight I went out as a grown up person to a very old friends birthday. I had an alcoholic drink (and a half); it went down a treat. We did shit hot dancing with our signature mimicking, straight faced and wherever possible, literal dance moves. There was an amazing band then some funkadelic toons to follow. The place stank of illegal drugs and we had a brilliant laugh and I even stayed up past bedtime.

I felt like me. It was good.