"Brodie, Brodie, Brodie...

...calm down Brodie"
"Brodie, Brodie, Brodie, stop jumping up Brodie"
"Brodie, Brodie, Brodie, sit down Brodie"
"Brodie, Brodie, Brodie, you smell of kennels Brodie"
"Brodie, Brodie, Brodie, leave your lead alone Brodie"

Brodie, Brodie, Brodie, I'm glad you're hers and not mine Brodie (lovely though you are!)