One life. Live it

like the selfish, wasteful bollix that you are... 

The slogan fits the car so well. 
You've never been snowed in in Blackrock. You've never had to gather cattle in the Wicklow mountains. 
You've never needed a big shaggin petrol guzzling 4x4. 

95% of your mileage is done in the city center. 

You have one life, and boy you are living it. 

Like a tumor.  

I don't quite believe that you belong to the same species as the guys who built Newgrange. 
You are one stage of evolution further. 

On the path to oblivion.