Warning - rant

OK - I applied for a Tesco Credit Card - and the stupid idiots people incharge have rejected me!!!!!

I know they have to be careful after behaving like a bunch of morons mistakes of the past but what sort of risk management do they want

I am a 34 (er hmmmm) year old single bloke with
a) a detached 3 bedroom house and no mortgage
b) a good secure (?) job
c) a reasonable salary (although the holidays need increasing)
d) savings in the bank
e) a sporty car
f) no depts of any kind

And they reject me

I mean - apart from Simon Bloody Cowel - who do they think is worthy of a damn TESCO credit card

Damn cheek!!!!