Or Was he Pushed

Well did he jump or was he pushed ......? A slight political edge to tonight's missive with a bow to Montenegro obviously.

The FBI (Federal Birding Institute) and the Russian FSO (Federal Starling Organisation), as we have now come to expect working in tandem, now have utterly condemned this hideous act leaving the German FIS (Flight Investigation of Starlings) out on on a limb but where they want to be. 

The Brits, cameras on sorry in Special Branch are watching covertly here in Tewkesbury to see if any more misdemeanours occur and are going to report on events. There is a Private Eye obviously at the house to see if there is fair play and will Telegraph you of events to come as it's quicker than the Mail though Times will tell.

The cost of all this - ' Er well it will cost a lot, we accept that!'