It's real!

"It's the real deal," he said. And then proceeded to pull and tug at his up-do, giving himself mini-face lifts as he did.
 
"Impressive," I replied, "how long did it take to get that done?"

"About 3-4 hours. But the barber is a good conversationalist." ;)

A really early blip for me as the golf course beckons :)