Beware Of The Dog

After being a good boy and eating plenty of rabbit-food recently, it's time to man up and ward off that autumnal chill by making myself a couple of legendary "danger dogs" for tea. Bread rolls? Check. Bacon-wrapped pork sausages? Check. Melted mature Lancashire cheese? Check. Lunatic-strength English mustard? Check. Spoonfuls of chilli forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Check. We're all set.

My arteries are evil, and must be punished.