Thong in cheek

- Jayzis, look a' your one wit dem thongs at the till, he looks like a bleedin pearv. 
- He jus dropped them, the doarty fecker. Knows he's been spotted, loike. Up to no good he is 
- And a fecken eedjit to boot, if you ask me. Them thongs are a righ pain in the hole. He should go for them hipsters. They don't go up yer crack quoite as much. 
- Bleedin pervert