They Call This 'Fashion'

Went shopping with my friend today. Maybe we're old now, maybe it's just a bad season for fashion, but everything was either covered in skulls picked out in sequins, or in vivid, busy print. Or it had a wonky hem. Or it had a peace sign printed in the crotch (apparently, genitalia are against war?).

The worst offender was this dress, modelled by my friend. It was made of shiny, stretchy Lycra, and netting. There are no words for how hideous it truly was. It resembled a one of those picnic table tablecloths, that wipe clean. Worst part? Price: £45.00.