Farewell

You've been a blast for almost all of those 180,000 miles we travelled together. I know the swimming lesson didn't go well, we only tried that once, but really, you weren't supposed to drink the water. You fell victim to that huge pothole that the council refused to do anything with until a year later and you had quite the taste for EGR valves. You've been a tow-er of camping equipment and firewood to keep us warm and most of all a motorway cruiser and occasional blaster of the odd country road.

I'd have had another one, but they don't make them like they used to. Time to trade you in for a newer model. No hard feelings! Farewell old friend you'll be missed.