Work in progress

Almost finished my book for my Mum to give her cousin on her birthday. This is one of the page spreads, I can't make up my mind if I am affronted or amused at the verse. In case you can't make it out, it goes:

Man wants but little here below
And is not ill to please
But woman bless her little heart
Wants everything she sees.

Hmmmm - I think I am leaning towards affronted.

And, yes, that is the Queen with Uncle Bobby, he was something big in the county.