Highland Show

For me, all over for another year. Failed to find a ladder salesman! There were umpteen last year.

1. If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on, sugar, let me know
2. Grrrrrrr  rrrr  grrrrrrrr grrrrrrr rrrrr
3. Going cheap (or perhaps quack)
4. Having reduced a lamb by saw he presented his finished pipe for the judges*


* a lamb was harmed in the making of this pipe