I have a dream.
I have a dream that one day all dogs, whether they be poodle or mongrel, will understand that this life is actually shit and that there is no time nor place where their vacuous happiness is deemed appropriate.
I have a dream.
I have a dream that all dogs will one day learn to sit quietly and do no more than simply stare into the middle distance in the knowledge that their lives are as pointless as ours.
I have a dream, my friends, I have a dream where all dogs are able to feel shame and degradation as we would do if we took a dump in a public place.
I have a dream.