The Culprit

Here's the story. 

The other night, I was playing chasey with George, and rushing around the front room at great speed.  I tripped on a mat, and fell, very heavily, into the edge of this fireplace.  Hence the cut eyebrow, the swollen and bruised forehead, and very black eye.   I also managed to bend my glasses out of any recognisable shape, but the optician managed to bend them back again. 

I still can't drive, and I'm finding it difficult to string two thoughts together.

Apart from all of that, I'm fine.  I go back to the Doctor tomorrow, and she'll decide whether I need a CT scan or not. 

PS: Anyone got any tips on how to get blood stains out of a carpet?