John Lewis delivered.....

....the new patio table and chairs this afternoon.

The instructions (in Chinglish) were very detailed and warned against covering the table with "impenetrable materials with danger of causing rust".
Quite curious on an aluminium framed table with a glass top?

A bit brassed with JLP, at the price of this ensemble it could have been made in Scunthorpe or Stoke or Glasgow I am sure. Just the buyers from these shops never think to ask UK businesses if they can compete. 
Anyone want to join my NFC* campaign?

* Not From China.