Signs of the Times.

It seems to be time to take the Mickey out of our local garden emporium again, but they do ask for it. I mean, would you seriously send someone a card congratulating them on their “Civil Ceremony,” or even an uncivil one. It’s not that I’m unsympathetic to those with different preferences to myself; it’s just the terminology that I find cringe worthy; what’s wrong with the word marriage for goodness sake. Even the illustration is wrong, it’s a mixed sex tandem; they’re an abomination even if there is a man on the front and a lady on the back since there’s so much torsion in the frame it handles like a pig.
 
Then there’s the minus 50% off in the extra, I’m pretty sure I know a mathematician who would agree with this engineer that minus 50% off means 50% on – a serious price increase.
 
Their coffee and cheese scones are good though.