Spoilt for choice

Saw these while shopping for home decorating do-dads. The morning one in the front doesn't completely apply. I do like mornings. "I'm silently correcting your grammar" does; "somedays the only good thing about my job is that my chair spins" also applies. "I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you" was tempting, but it was right up there with "you can't fix stupid", which most find rude. The sign for that was notably absent.