Who are you?

Honestly, SHE was out for such a long time today, I though she was never going to come home.  She went out at 8 in the morning and didn't get home until half past three in the afternoon.  How about that? that's SEVEN AND A HALF HOURS!!!!!!!!  A record.

Luckily HE was at home all day otherwise I would have been abandoned.

I tell you what - I was SO HAPPY to see her, I nearly turned myself inside out and upside down.