I famous

Did you know, that in Ancient Egypt, I would have been worshipped? Man, wouldn't it be great to live back then. This isn't to say I can't try to summon contemporary humans to bow down. I'm currently in the market for an artist to do a sculpture of me for a time capsule in the backyard. Things discovered in the future always are read with great significance. Like, your morning coffee cup, or say, the computer you're reading this on. Who's to say it won't end up in some kind of glass case down the road? Hey, it's all fair game. I just hope my sculpture is analyzed by scholars. Exhibit A. Raspberry Sallie Brown. A miracle animal with an unprecedented ability to communicate with humans.