Frieden A Tron

I have been - in some shape or form - in the Clydebank Post many times. As have most of the small town's citizens. Every single time they seem to make some sort of error; getting my age wrong; spelling my name wrong; or, as is in this instance, misquoting me. The ' = ' was actually a ' - ' which completely changes what I said. Damn those amateur journalists ;)

Kidding on Clydebank Post - I love you really! Despite the ridiculous amount of minor crimes you print, such as possession of a small amount of plant matter (in my opinion, NON-crimes which really cause no harm to the community, aside from the high number of police hours and taxpayers money wasted on enforcing it), you remain one of - if not the only - newspaper which I can read without wanting to scoop out my eyeballs with a rusty spoon. :P