Unrequited love

The writing says: "Jesus loves you!"



Tim Minchin's very funny story about Tony the fish, the first dude ever to have feet.

"--and imagine what Tony would think - standing there on his new feet, on the brink of the beginnings of mankind as we know it - if he could look forward just a few, short, hundreds of millions of years, to see one of his decendents - an Israeli Jew by the name of Jesus - having a nail hammered through his feet - the very feet Tony provided him with - as a punishment for having a sort of schizophrenic discourse with a god, who was created by man to explain the existence of feet in the abcense of the knowledge of the existence of Tony."

That's one long sentence, by the way.