HE'S SO VAIN

Why does this cat love to sleep in the shop window?

So that the kids at the bus stop will thump on the windows & he will not even deign to give them the benefit of a snooty glance.

The more they thump, the more he's likely to start licking his privates (what's left of them)...

Because he can!

As cats go - apart from believing he's God's gift to humanity - he's quite a decent cretin chap!