When life gives you lemons ...

... think very carefully before chewing them!


"Bitter, sharp, packed so neat
Whose for a lemon treat?
Suck it slow, your mouth contorts
Eat it quick, you might feel sick
But add a little to a drink
or whip it in some cream and sink
your spoon into the lemon-goo
I bet, like me, you like lemons too."

(Sammy Stein)