A rare opportunity.

This morning I found these splendid bookends in our village antique shop. Unfortunately I am not permitted to buy them.

They are priced at £140 but if any blippers want to acquire them I could probably get the price down a bit as I have watched the technique on a number of TV shows.

If you were to buy them you would need a few appropriate books to give the full effect.
I can suggest:
Rhinoceros Success: The secret of charging full speed towards every opportunity. By Scott Alexander.

Rhinocerus en Danger by Elizabeth Laird ( only £1 on Amazon)

Or to really impress your dinner party guests:
Le rhinocerus qui citait Nietzsche by Peter S. Beagle.

Just let me know.