Today?

Well I starred in a movie. Well I say movie, more a docu-drama. I was required to deliver a performance that would thrill and delight the audience in equal measure during the closing credits. Makes a change being in front of the camera (although for the benefit of blip I am here behind a camera behind the camera). I did all my own stunts by the way.

I have made space on our mantle for the awards that will surely roll in, just how big is a Palm D'Or? For you avid autograph hunters I'll probably be having another late supper down the Groucho Club with fellow thesps (although sadly Robert Hardy and Hywel Bennett can't make it)