This is a true story...

I was once a professional juggler. In the late '80s I toured the old Yugoslavia and Bulgaria along with a tightrope walker who went by the name of 'The Line Dancer' (real name Kevin Smith). Me? I was known as 'Mr Sphere'. I felt (wrongly) that it suggested a degree of dangerous mystery.
We performed at many small festivals as well as at a few private parties. At one such party we were introduced to the late President Tito's son who thought us 'skilful but childish and stupid'.
Cilla Black and George Peppard were there too. After one too many vodkas I actually tousled George's hair. He was not amused.
Happy days.