Welcomen Einverschnitzel!

Having travelled from Hambourg on the coach overnight, we were pleased to arrive in the charming hamlet of Einverschnitzel. With its quaint Medieval streets, Einverschnitzel  is situated on the banks of Lake Ness, where, tomorrow, we hope to spot the famous monster. Today we explored the ‘Auld Toun’ where we were offered some ‘medicinal tinctures,’ before the Scottish Police arrested our new friends. It was all like being back in the eighteenth century. Tonight we are getting ‘hammered’ in keeping with local tradition.