Billy the kid

Hello. The name's Billy and I am the latest member of the Murmuration family.

Word is that I am going to be a guide dog when I am older, like my 5 predecessors: Magnus, india, Drake, Lincoln and Neil.

They are a hard act to follow but I like to think that i have made my mark already, several in fact (on the kitchen floor and sitting room carpet) oh, what hilarity it caused with the younger Murmurations and what frantic mopping from the older one.

I won't be on the blip all the time, as there is already a guide dog pup, Magic, doing an excellent job, but I may make the odd appearance.

And so it came to pass that after much wailing and gnashing of teeth by husband and offspring, Mrs Murmuration finally caved in and agreed to take another guide dog pup. And there was much mopping and shouts of 'don't chew that!' and she cried to the heavens 'Lord, what have I done!'