Stepping Out

So where did you two go with the boss and his wife?
 
Just a wedding at some swanky place on Lake Washington. 

Whaddya mean, "just a wedding"? We were stuck up on that dusty shelf all the time you were gone. Haven't been anywhere in years. The only times he takes us out anymore are weddings and funerals, and it was our turn this time.

You need to talk to his wife about that -- she's the one who made the choice. Anyway, it wasn't much fun for us. They were having a good time eating, drinking, and socializing, but we didn't get out on the dance floor. I think they must be getting too old.

Okay, well at least we're getting a little attention now -- always nice to get a rub down with a soft cloth -- but why is he taking our photo?

He's going to put it on the internet.

Why would people want to see a photo of shoes?

Ask him!