We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat.

Well, that certainly scared the shite out of me.
6am and I stagger out of bed to see what woke me up.....just as I twitch the curtains there is a flash of lightning that burns my retinas to the back of my skull. "Gosh!", I exclaim, as I totter backwards and, in doing so, stand on the cat who screeches like some banshee on 'Pop Idle', or whatever that pish is called.
'Er indoors wakes in a daze and asks, "What'll I wear today?".
Dilemmas, dilemmas.

(If you're looking in Pensioner, I do hope neither of these is a Bermudan sloop.)