Best foot forward....

The Potter is still on holiday.

Every day I feed his cat and review his estate, making sure all remains safe and secure.

He didn't leave me the keys to the ride on mower, so the orchard is overgrown and wild, deer eat the windfalls and his squirrel taunts my dog.

The silver birch in the drive will have to come down, the fungus on it has now grown mould!