Ladies and Gentleman.....

....ahh, you're paying attention to the emergency briefing this time ya feckers, aren't you?, thought the Captain.

Our first attempt to get off the ground was unsuccessful and we found ourselves surrounded by fire engines. How exciting! An hour later and we're back on the same plane which apparently has been 'fixed'. At least the Captain says, "....we think we're on top of this now". I'm happy as long as they 'think' they've fixed it, we wouldn't want any of that sissy certainty now would we?

Woman next to me was already nervous about flying, she's practically melting into her seat now.

See you on the other side.....