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Sometimes I think being a woman in her early fifties sucks; all that complicated interior plumbing that is past its prime. That only lasts a minute after which the gladness about not having to deal with...you know, dangly exterior plumbing bits, sets in.

Now that the dreaded visit is done with and the prospect of additional procedures eliminated, I'll spend the day in the yard and garage, because it is absolutely glorious outside and my gardening tool corner has been raising two eyebrows lately, two eyebrows that aren't attached to me.