Tightrope practise

Thursday 7th September 2017 (1839)

I was the after dinner speaker at the local Tangent Club meeting this evening. The meal was wonderful and the talk seemed to go down well. It had been advertised as "lighthearted and amusing" ... no pressure there then! 

It was a late night and I came home to find this chap practising his tightrope skills on the banana hook. What will they get up to next?