Lap please

If you're not going to get up to wash our muddy paw prints off the floor then pick me up to sit on your lap, human slave.

A white floor, four dogs and a soggy garden is not a good combination.

The pack were remarkably well behaved while we had friends round. They were amused at the way the dogs put themselves to bed under the covers on their sofa. Being dog parents themselves they were wise enough not to sit on the dogs' sofa like most visitors do. The fluffy blankets aren't for people!