Caspar

[What Caspar/babies are thinking]

Scuse me, scuse me? Can you move please so I can see whatever that big thing is?

Ouch! Too much nappy action going on there....

Swizzzz szoooo Nice pram!

*WTF is that?

No sleeep, no, stop sleep, stop!

mum!

Dad!

Feeeeellix

Arrrrloooo

Argghhhhh

Burp

Paaaarph

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Wahhhhh nnnggh waaaahh ngghh ngghhh

*I hate this f$%£ing hat!

*anyone who knows Caspar's dad knows why there are asterisks and a footnote