Clerical error.......

......or delivery by donkey? There's a parcel of Italian foodie goodies en route for me from Milan, currently reclining at Gatwick.....but if it REALLY takes until 5th October to make it as far as the frozen North the cheese and salamis contained therein may well have developed into sentient lifeforms with a lust for world domination....... 

I've declared it a lazy day.....the household drudgery can wait......