You have been warned Bootneck!!!!!

A similar sign was posted 10 days ago, it made me smile. This isn't the sort of thing Mrs Booty would buy for herself so her idiot husband went ahead and helped her out.
Zed's Zombie Ranch.

I am now supposedly responsible for explaining to our grandsons what "Piss Off" means. I have my cunning plan cunningly in place in a cunning way. I shall avoid the shed!

Flossie is now assistant garden curator, nicknamed "Chauncey" after the brilliant part played by Peter Sellers as the 'idiot savant,' the term which was used, Chauncey Gardener, a very poignant part Or she would be if she left any plants untrimmed, savaged and bleeding. There was an almighty scream from her this morning and the "noonah" ie the ambulance of Mrs Booty rushed her indoors to me. Apparently she had just learned that roses have thorns which when chewed upon fight back. Gardening 101 as our American cuzzins would put it.

Chauncey meets the President of the USA