(Very) Strictly Come Grazing

The excitement was mounting ahead of the new series of Strictly this weekend and down in deepest Wild West Lothian, Shilo and Dora were putting the finishing touches to their opening routine; 

"And 1 , and 2 , and……..stop, stop, stop……. no, no, no, no, nooooooooo! 

It’s graze to the left, then graze to the right! 

Got it??" 

"Aye, think so!" 

"Honestly it was easier working with Ann Widdecombe dahhhhling!" 

"This lycra suit’s chaffin ma bits!" 

 Thanks to Wednesday for hosting Wild Cailleach’s Challenge. 

In previous blips I may have inadvertently referred to Dora as Elvis and Shilo as a “she”. It’s an easy mistake to make, as the hedgehog said climbing off the hairbrush!