Didgeridon’t

I’m sure Sam and Heidi’s new neighbours were overjoyed to find out that Sam is a very ambitious,if somewhat unconventional player of the Digeridoo.

He and Alf were making the most amazing noises, it sounded like the annual Jurassic Park farting competition.

Maybe I should buy him something more subtle, bagpipes perhaps or maybe a massive drum kit. I’m sure the new neighbours would appreciate it.