Fully protected

Dropped the TT off to have its cloudy headlamp covers sparkled up.
When I picked it up it had the usual plastic seat cover and paper mat.
And a polythene steering wheel cover. And polythene condoms on the handbrake and gear lever.
I paid and picked up the keys and went home. When C gave me a lift back to pick it up later in the evening, I found that it wasn't locked.