A Tribute To My Travels

I have been in many places, but I have never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I live close so it's a short drive.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore. I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go and I try not to visit very often. I've been in Flexible, but only when it was important to stand firm. Sometimes, I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I am getting older.

One of my favorite places is to be in Suspense! It really gets the adrenaline going and pumps up the old heart. At my age I need all the stimuli I can get! And sometimes I think I'm in Vincible. But life shows me I'm not.

People keep telling me I'm in Denial but I'm positive I've never been there before! So far, I haven't been in Continent, but my travel agent says I'll be going soon.

Fact of the matter is that I'm home now, 1200 miles later. I don't want to unpack. I just want to close my eyes and remember.

If you haven't been following my fabulous odyssey, please check out my blips beginning here. I want to share my experiences with the world.