Theres a hole in my shoe

Its a sad day :-( as my trusty pair of burgundy Vans have a hole in them and I have had to replace them. We all know that shoes have a soul sole and this pair was a great support to me over 2012. Ok. ok no more shoe puns !

I hate buying shoes as I have size 12 feet and get a very limited choice. I also get the same thing every time I go into a shop . . .

Q, Do you have these in a 12
A, I'll have a look . . . . . No but Ive bought an 11

Do they think my feet might have shrunk while they were looking, I haven't been able to get an 11 on since I was about 14 but time and time again I get offered them. So Shoe retailers of the world take note as next time I may need to have a rant in the shop rather than on the internet.

Hole in My Shoe - Neil, 1984

Hello, shoes
I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to stand on you again

Oh, wow!
What a horrible dream I just had!

I looked in the sky
Where an elephant's eye
Was looking at me
From a bubblegum tree
And all that I knew was
The hole in my shoe which
Was letting in water
(Letting in water)