Scary monster

Dealz are really playing their trump card this year for the Halloween range. I almost shat myself...  
Luckily, they have a great deal on bog rolls as well, as demonstrated here by Molly. 

I seem to recall a time when being president of the United States of America was synonymous with gravitas (ok, perhaps not at the time of the Oral in the Oval episode with randy old Bill). How far (down) we have travelled! Never has a president belonged more to the reduced-to-clear section of a bargain shop...