Aaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!! ************!!!!!

Spent the day papering was just starting to feel smug that I would get it finished today when I realised I was one roll of paper short. I took it well and didn't break anything and only swore once. It was a big swear if I'm honest but only one.

It's obviously not the end of the world. I can take myself off to B&Q and get another roll. The one downside however of living where we do is that there is no B&Q or Homebase or any other DIY emporium just round the corner. It's a major expedition. To be on the safe side you need to take a rucksack packed with warm clothing, a torch, a whistle and as much Kendal Mintcake as you can carry.

OK I exaggerate a little but it is a 90 minute round trip and it will cost more in petrol than the roll of paper is worth. I think I need to go I can feel another swear coming.